lafemmeindienne:

hollow-gram:

Saturday Night Live 36x12

“When you talk about guns you always hear a lot about the Second Amendment and the Founding Fathers, and what they would say if they were here. Well, I for one think that if the Founding Fathers were here today, they would be super freaked out by cars. You can talk to them all you want about the Second Amendment, and they would just yell, ‘What are all these metal beasts doing rolling down the thoroughfare?’ And you’d tell them, ‘Those are cars’. And then you’d try to talk to them about militias and they would scream, ‘How can you speak of militias when steel dragons fly through the sky?’ And you’d say, ‘Those are airplanes.’ But even if they could wrap their heads around that they would eventually ask, ‘Why are all the slaves out?’ And they would think that. You can groan all you want, but they would think that.

And yes, the Founding Fathers wanted you to have the right to bear arms, but the guys who wrote that would pee through all eight layers of their pants if they saw what guns are now. In 1787 shooting a bullet was slightly faster than throwing one. If you wanted to be bulletproof in 1787 you put on a heavy coat. So with that in mind, I’m all about Americans having guns as long as they’re the muskets from 1787 that take forever to load.”

Seth Meyers

layin down the facts.

caitlinchronic:

White privilege is killing 26 people and being the ‘quiet friendless boy’ meanwhile murdered brown people are undisciplined drug dealing thieves. 

Fuck this shit

emul4tor:

what exactly is going on here

This is from the Spider-Man XXX porn parody, and apparently, whenever electro jizzes, he electrocutes his partner.

I’m getting this on Monday. It’s a single speed with a flip-flop hub, so once I get used to it I can make it a fixed gear! :D

Awww

buttsetcetera:

ghostferry:

cheatthis:

itsrootsmustholdthesky:

bearcatttttt:

themetalhead:

thrashin-nordic-ripshred-reaper:

I thrash people with ice, snow, and blizzard, rip them to shreds, and can reap souls!

My head is made of metal.

I’m confident that I hit people with it or something.

Bear strength cat agility?

I’m a giant fucking tree. :/

No one can lie to me igss.

i ferry the souls of the dead across the river styx for the price of two pennies and oh my god i’m a nerd

BUTT POWERS ACTIVATE.

Well, sable = black, so I’m like Black Flag, I guess? I would assume I’d just kinda look vaguely like Henry Rollins and go around educating people about hardcore.

imjustonekid:

do you ever keyboard smash

like: galsimvaklrer

and think

no that doesn’t look right

and so you erase it and try again

laskdfjaasdf

ah yes that’s how im feeling now

Yup. All the time.

badcgijosh:

I was watching the moon rise but I forgot about the painting I had recently put up so I turned around and started shrieking and now my family is all staring at me

That is totally something I would do. I also think your house is quite attractive.

holdinghope:

This ^

Yep.

lamamama:

Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen

This is accurate. Although it needs more beating to death of poor little girls in the sex trade and more fiery eyes and devil horns and a dementor’s mouth and things like that.